tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

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illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

image

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stability:

nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged

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burgrs:

my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”

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insight-jd:

wow-a-cactus:

mygoldengeist:

the-archetype-of-civilization:

askstarliner:

This is real film of a real ghost

JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.

you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t 

we need to alert obama.

What is the Ghostbusters phone number? 
assbutt-in-the-garrison:

asphyxiateonwordsiwouldsay:

sherlockingthehobbitstoasgard:

drumlinegeek13:

lamapalooza:

sad-but-rad-man666:

why is nobody talking about the fact that there is an actual heart on a piece of paper

it’s true love, you wouldn’t understand

I thought we agreed to never be creative again.



of friggin course we have a gif for that
grilledcheese4evr:

824706:

she’s listening to anaconda

Fuck them skinny raccoons in the club!
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